Seeing French Toast Crunch, Surge and Pepsi Blue on that list made my heart sink. I loved those products.
I have actually forgotten about Sprite Remix. Now I miss em. =/
The only good thing about Crystal Pepsi was it getting clowned on in FLCL.
I’m pretty sure Oreo Os and PB Crisps being discontinued has everything to do with me losing weight in the past 10 years.
Waffle Crisps and 3d doritos together: the reason why im so fat.
I still mourn the death of Jumpin Jack Doritos.
pepsi blue was ok but i loved sprite remix
Ecto-Cooler technically lived on as “Shoutin’ Orange Tangergreen” thought they dropped the green food dye later on. Also, even after that was dropped, it still came back again as “Crazy Citrus Cooler.”
http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2006/05/02/ecto-cooler-returnsagain/
Waffle Crisp is gone? I still stock it in my store.
I’m pretty sure BB’s and Waffle Crisp are still around. Now Crispy M&M’s though, I’m still pissed about that.
remember chocolate pb crisps?
So is it Three Loko now?
Man so many memories I still miss my favorite flavor of powerade…
Arctic Shatter
A lot of those I fucking loved as a kid, or was in my upbringing that made my life complete. It sucks to be a kid these days.
Hot rhubarb pastry pie… discontinued at Sainsbur’s because they’re idiots.
Havent seen one in ages so I thought it was discontinued.
I dont like cereals that were normal foods. Oreo Os and Reeses puffs taste crappy to me. I like normal reese’s and oreos, obviously.
And yeah Sprite Remix was great man…havent had one since I was a kid…
Yes. =[
Texas Grill Fritos
Cool Ranch Fritos (crack on a corn chip!!)
Sour Cream ‘n’ Onion Fritos (Ditto)
Baked Cooler Ranch Doritos
Oboises Sour Cream (the most deformed, sour creaminest chip EVAR!)
Keeble Taters and Skins Sour Cream n Chive
Keeblers Magic Middles
Pizzaria Chips (Pepperoni or Supreme…both were good)
(Nacho, Salso Rio, Cool Ranch) Doritos that actually TASTE GOOD like back in the 90’s.
And I would’ve liked to have tried Sour Cream and Onion Doritos, but no local stores carried them when I was a kid
The ironic part? This junk food, if it were still made today, would more than likely be FAR more detrimental to your health than it was back in the 80’s/ early 90’s. Now, let’s move the hell on to cereals, shall we?(Keep up, children, or they’ll never find the body. Your parents DID sign the release form, after all)
Smurfs cereal. Was THE shit. Made your, uh…“productions” aquamarine/emerald green after 2 bowls (to this day I have no idea how the dye didn’t do the same to the milk in the bowl). Parents freaked out, it got replaced with that NASTY Crunchberries ripoff “Smurfberry Crunch”. Fuck you, Ralston.
Rainbow Brite cereal. Looked like un-frosted, cut-in-half Froot Loops. Tasted like Trix…but better. Fuckin WIN. What else can I say?
Starlite: You could say it was magNIficent!
Rhio: Uh, no. And with your coloration, you might wanna try a more…masculine catch phrase.
Starlite: Whatever do you mean?
Rhio: I’ll explain later. Then you’ll understand why the LGBT keeps asking Rainbow to let you attend their parades. Moving on…
Pac Man Cereal. OMG…Cereals back then did not fuck around. It had oat bits that tasted like Lucky Charms (but I liked that, so it was cool), and the sugar pieces had a nice sweet lemon zing.
Ice Cream Cone Cereal. I know, doesn’t sound like much, huh? Yeah, think again. No idea how much sugar, but it tasted frickin’ great. It actually tasted like ice cream. Best with partially frozen milk.
Hidden Treasures. Another one of those “DAMN, this stuff is crack!”-tier cereals. So of course it no longer exists. Sweet glazed square corn pieces, inside, either orange, red, or purple fruit-flavored corn pieces. SO delicious.
Dunkin Donuts. I love you all, but I would shove any 3 of you guys down a flight of stairs for a HANDFUL of this. I assure you, I’d feel bad about it later, and I’d do everything in my power to make amends. Came in 2 sleeves, one vanilla, one chocolate. Kids these days ain’t got SHIT except blunt-force sugar trauma. On one hand, I’m laughing at the pathetic wretches. On the other I weep for them, and for what we lost. Manly tears, of course. Anything else is less than civilized.
Oreo O’s. They took my favorite cookie (besides Vienna Fingers) and made them into a cereal?! GTFO my way! Omnomnomnom. Yeah, they actually tasted like oreo’s. I was surprised they managed to pull it off.
Kaboom: Simple, yet perfect. Multicolored corn clown faces, with sweet marshmallow stars. i discovered this after my palate had matured, and I was eating “adult” cereals like Raisin Bran. Not to zany, not to serious. Just right.
On to beverages. Ah, good old- looks around Huh…looks like I lost a couple of you. Oh well, release forms. Now, then…
Nehi: RC you magnificent bastards. You have a sub-par cola, but you do fruit soda like no other. I will always love you for Nehi.
Bubbalicious Soda. You read that right. Tasted like regular bubble gum. Loved that shit. Unfortunately, I was only able to score 1 liter of it back in '88 before it was discontinued.
New York Seltzer: awesome shit. Basically clear soda in MANY flavors. It seems like every week I’d go to Save n Pak with the parents, and there would be at LEAST 3 new flavors.
Slurpee. Remember when they had their OWN flavors, instead of crappy soda and energy drink flavors? Oh, to have those days again…
Kool-Aid. What’s that you say? “It’s still around!”? The fuck it is. I don’t recognize this crap. This isn’t the Berry Blue I had in the 90’s. You can’t even taste lemon in that shit anymore! Where’s my Rockadile Red and Pink Swamingo? Where’s regular LIME? Why are most of my favorites gone, and why does what’s left taste like Flavor-Aid?

THEY DONT SELL VANILLA COKE ANYMORE?!
McRib…amirite?