lol I’m seeing the word “defenestration” everywhere now
I’m beginning to think that kill surpassed the Bauerkarana© from S2. The bitch was still handcuffed rofl
i appreciate them as well, but sorry you can’t have her. she is head of my small 24 harem.
Is the an animated gif of dat Bauer lady toss lol?
Kate’s overhand grenade throw
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If one doesn’t appear soon, I’ll go to bat.
Cold-blooded. :lol:
YEEES thank you lmao.
Nice! :bgrin:
I needed a full day to recover. Without further ado…
RECAP (GAME OF THROWN EDITION)
[details=Spoiler]EXPLOSION @ WEMBLEY starts off the dualcast but confirms nothing concrete yet, as there’s a hole through it.
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PM STEWIE gives his condolences to THE AUDREY, who PSYCHO GLARES towards MIKE NOOKIELESS. At CIA, everyone watches in confusion, including CHRIS PARTLOW, finally returning from HOME DEPOT. JILL tells them it wasn’t random collateral - DOD simply MADE IT RAIN on DEAD PREZ with the delivered help of ENDGAME PSYCHO. Doubt lingers until JOE FLACCO confirms drones BRICKING one by one, except for one…
Moist and bothered, DOD has passive aggressive relief as WINGMAN downloads the last drone to DIVEKICK STEAM SALE, til he realized WHO AM I doing the GANGNAM STYLE HEAD TILT in the playback… they’ve just been had by that MOTHER FATHER LYING MAN!! WINGMAN rushes to revive the drone for DOD’s new target Waterloo Station. Hilarious moment - DOD instantly recognizing THE PSYCHO GAME but not the fact that under his steed terrorists rarely manage to succeed in their last-minute widespread attacks, but this season gave fuck all about almost everything…
PSYCHO and WHO AM I squabble about the new strategy but it’s immediately settled once Jack counters with DO WORK DO BAUER LTD., ESQ. PENGUIN defeatedly sulks into BRYAN FURY 1.0’s BATMOBILE, now -emotionally- destroyed as WHO AM I 2. Jack tells Chloe to find a way to send the drone data to RIFF RAFF as he delivers the marginally good news to both White House members and CIA. THE AUDREY’S panties are fully BRAZZERS HD EN ESPANOL SECRETED after hearing her father got saved by THE PSYCHO SEED, money shot after Jack’s “You’re welcome.” MIKE NOOKIELESS depressingly transforms into LIMP BOUDREAU before our eyes…
In DARK KNIGHT territory, PENGUIN WHO? tries to make small talk with BRYAN FURY 1.0, who tries to throw his essentially previous post of US President to persuade cooperation, now sent further into ALZHEIMER’S MODE forgetting BRYAN ain’t American!! Second-best line of the night! Heller got more spooked from that locked door than all the other shit he faced combined, usually a common side effect from BAUER POWER!
Now it’s time to save Waterloo Station from the WB TOWER!! Jack continues his bitchslapping of male authorities by just taking TEAM ANTI-STERLING and friends from CI ARSE, now shakily trying to defer suspicion of MILO PHELPS’ fate from JILL. Chloe needed help finding the real SLUM SHADY, and secretly enlists BAD NEWS BRYAN with his GOONIE MAP GPS (all rights reserved) using her typical female lie of helping her out instead of Jack. 2.0 predictably falls to the lack of ANTI-PUSSY bringing down many a slickster on this show, most notably COUNT DUBAKU from S7. “Let me know what happens…” says PIMP SCHOOL DROPOUT.
Knowing the heroes are bad enough dudes coming to MODOR HOUSE, and this show has been offing mains way before GEORGE R.R. watched the RR Army get fucked by Goku, DOD kicks off DARK QUEEN INVITATIONAL and sends her goons to “make a perimeter” long swig. Chloe tells JACK CHOPPA that electrical interference is needed to fully ruin her day and relays this to JILL, reawakening her dormant PSYCHO.
ANTI-STERLING fires off shots towards Margot’s FGC, and JILL throws CHRIS’s grenade at zombies THE BOX, cancelling WINGMAN’s full control of the network, but still able to make it fire a missile on AI MODE! JACK CHOPPA arrives on the rooftop, and quickly owns a few ONLINE WARRIORS. Another one comes in with a sorry MOTIVATED VERGIL FACE and thinks he has the PSYCHO cornered. Then Jack used UNFLY VULCAN RAVEN tech with a double tap from the skies! WILL YOU PLEASE PASS THE JELLY?! monocle
WINGMAN’s like MOTHER I ALWAYS LOVE HER but fuck I ain’t getting buttfucked cuz of you! Missile fired, party’s over, let’s go home and watch BORAT. But DOD wants them both to have a respectable and quite literal final stand like SATSU NO YOGA DHALSIM before them, and pulls gun on son. WINGMAN sees BEHROOZ’s dead spirit French Kissing her and agrees to BETA DESTINY.
Ground level infiltration gets THIRD PARTY SUPPORT giving Ritter L.O.B. POWAH, sending a foe through glass! THE MANNING was strong in that move! PSYCHO now has an exact location, ducking fire. He gives himself a handicap and declares going topside again. CIAGENTS continue maneuvering up the ALBATROSS, highlighted by PSYCHO JILL overkill of BIG BLAG!! Many shots! Fired wow. Jack enables HIND D mode and rappels down to FAMILY TERRORIST TIES!
Immediately WINGMAN fires the GTA UZI towards the window, foolishly walks close and gets a PIT II FATALITY from SUB-ZERO BAUER!! DOD screams, runs for the SON OF A GUN but get popped in the arm by Jack’s secondary! The missile is within seconds of WATERLOO DEATH STARE, so Chloe coaches Jack on the controls. With a wounded bitch in one arm and saving the world in the other, just another day for JACK FUCKING BAUER! The missile… finds the water part at least! USA! I mean …fuck it… USA!! :mad: Don’t worry about the marine life, still got Liverpool to clean up!
DOD engages in HAPLESS SMALL TALK, saying the blood lost today was on both his and PENGUIN WHO WHA heads, triggering the url ONLYDEATH-ON_MYHEAD_izYOURS_die.html
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SENDS
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WOUNDED
HANDCUFFED
TERRORIST
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**TO THE WINDOOWW
TO THE FALL!!!
AH SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!1**
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THE MAN SHIELD SLASHED HER BODY FOR AMERICA and UK cough
AND PSYCHO STARES® BOTH BODIES LIKE A WORK OF FUCKING ART!!!1
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AHFJHCKRBFKKLZNHH HCJLBE S 
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PARDONED PSYCHO IS S+++++++ TIER!!!11
The drinks continue making their rounds, terrorists are defacating on each other, PPP INTEGRITY sheds rain from the heavens… JACK LOSING HIS PSYCHO SHIT … my brain option selected to forget Heisenberg …
…alright, well gotta move on. PENGUIN WHA? finally gets delivered safely, SS tries to arrest Belichick but PRESIDENT ROBERT KRAFT -_- idk? was like LATER SON, YOU MY NIGGA.
Heller reunited with THE AUDREY, another GoT death spree, no more Doom Missiles, XBONE gets packaged up, JILL steals JACK’s psycho power via RESPECT HANDSHAKE for future ROCK N ROLL, …shit is wrapping up to neatly to ignore CI ARSE yo! [Special ROFL note of PM Stewie’s BLOODY HELL, YA TOSSED WANKER face when Heller felt his UK compadre would do the same sacrifice :lol: ]
Jill gets a call from DETECTIVE MONTY, at MILO x BOOZER DEATH VALLEY. She’s shocked and rushes that shit down with PARTLOW following suit.
She tells CI ARSE the news who in turns feigns surprise, as JOE FLACCO and the sexy mime JUN KAZAMA watches in shock. I’m confused, isn’t FLACCO working for BAD NEWS BRYAN? He had that creep vibe since he arrived…
Jack meanwhile tries to swoon back THE CHLOE for future rogue drone prevention, but she’s still all Linkin Park for furthering the government’s interests after they murked Morris and Prescott, so she gives Jack an AWKWARD PATENTED GOODBYE to reconnect with BNB. Nuuuuoooo
The beginning of the end for THE BRATTMAN starts. He excuses himself to call up BNB on his 32X, saying the jig is up. BNB reveals, in typical 24 fashion, that Braindead President Logan Free Karin he is only a middleman serving a greater power, and if Navarro wants an all-expense paid trip to LAWLESS ORDER, that he delivers the XBONE to him! Stunned that BNB knows this info, BRATTMAN has no choice! Annnnnd now he has no chance, as further investigation got Jack’s attention as well!
Jill, MONTY and Jack knows BOOZER if a spec ops merc, so Jack has a guy on standby for DIG DUG HD. As Jack " intrigufies" Navarro with all of this info, slowly his SECTOR 7 PLATE crumbles with each bad remark. In a final rebuttal he claims “his people” could find BOOZER’s non-S7 related affiliation, until Jack took it as a RANKED MODE MATCH! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER
Closer to the truth, Jack’s phone rings again. But it’s THE AUDREY, longing for dat PSYCHO PAP SMEAR. Being the real nigga he is, or at least, still thinking about what CHINATOWN did to her, asked to call her back with MORE IMPORTANT CALL blowing up his SPRINT. LMAO @ Audrey’s look of pent-up rape getting slightly postponed…
Jack goes to view the uploaded info to a nearby CIA computer while Navarro somehow casts COPYCAT on Jack, applying the PSYCHO SLEEPER HOLD on XBONE WATCHER and somehow knew about PSYCHO SATCHEL BAG as he leaves with the XBONE! Jack’s face when he sees BOOZER as an accomplice for Navarro ups the rating to TV-MA, and the hunt for RED FACED OCTOBER begins.
BRATTMAN convinces security head BRUH MAN to lock down the area up to his own exit. Jack follows suit and BRUH MAN was better off a RED SHIRT, eating a 9MM to the face despite a PSYCHO WARNING.
A mini-fire fight engages, and unlike the 99 other moles who tried to escape after blowing their cover, BRATTMAN …does with NINTENDON’T!!
BRATTMAN manages to SPRINT far enough to use his FINAL LIFELINE. SMH WALK AND TALK FOOL! He’s getting caught right after the credits next week.
He calls up BNB, who in turns tell him where to deliver the XBONE, ignoring Navarro’s wishy-washy pleas of the module’s use. Worst and luckiest mole ever.
BNB waits for Chloe, and after sharing a HACKER KISS, informs her that they are about to visit “a friend.” Oh god… PLEASE DON’T KILL CHLOE YOU 24 WRITER GODS!!!
Also to note, now that Heller is all fine and dandy, minus the whole Alzheimer’s and severed arm, LIMP BOUDREAU, still in the depths of SUPER ULTRA FRIENDZONE EX + A’, is staring at Heller’s forged signature of surrendering Jack to RUSSIA SKIES with heightened douchebaggery!! 3 EPISODES LEFT!!!
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sorry man that was way way waayyy… TL:DR
Good job! :clapdos:
Riiidge Racer! Lol… Jack looked like a happy kid ready to the challenge in that scene
OHHHH SHIEEE-----!!!
BAUERGASM!
I SAW THAT NIGGA TZI MA’S NAME IN THE CREDITS!!!111WSADDSFHFKF
SGKLJGHSJKDGHDGJK!!!DGKJG
RRIFFJK
Well that escalated quickly
Spoiler
Russia gonna nuke over Bauer and China gonna nuke over Shenyeng LOL
This pretty much confirms this season gotta be set around 2020
“Just so we are clear… I wasn’t asking, I was being courteous” shoulder bump
Cheng starts WW3
CHEEEEEEENG!!!
It was great to see Kate unleash her inner Bauer, she’s the daughter he always wanted.
Didn’t really buy the reasoning for keeping Chloe around, but whatevs
I was screaming at the TV “CHANG!!! WASTE THAT BITCH!!! FOR ALL OF US!!!” nigga didnt hear me 
After watching the show something really annoyed me… that carrier shouldnt have been so easy to get taken out, carriers are always part of a fleet and they would have been monitoring everything for a 100km near that thing. Ofcourse it is plausible a sub can sneak up and torpedo such a ship its just so unprobable. Also sonar would have detected such a launch and the sub would be wide open for instant retaliation (under the assumption the carrier is indeed part of a fleet, if not lawl chinese :tdown:)
Also, the captain of the sub didnt think twice about such an action which is clearly a declaration of war, that was some straight up pearl harbour shit. Infact the whole process from receiving command to sinking of ship happened in literally under 2 mins. Definately a wtf situation I know in the Bauer universe shit gets done on an accelerated scale but god damn!
*Cheng (Zhi)
I like how they remembered how burnt his face was. Now it’s time to put a hole through it
Jack straight up made Erik his bitch. As awesome as his lines were I at first didn’t understand the notion until I realized Erik taunted Jack way back on the 1st episode lol
Speaking of taunts, Navarro’s “Tick-tock” was cheesily Marwan-like. “I assure you, immunity is not on the table. But your hand is…” This fucking show
A legit lol to Chloe’s “I gotta pee.” Nobody uses the bathroom/eat on this show especially on a shorter season. I think Victor Drazen, Kim, Jackula and a couple others were the only people to ever eat in the series
Slight annoyance: Kate not getting at least bloodied by the Rush N’ Attack. Built Ford Tough product placement/Satsu No Psycho be damned
Jun Kazama with a super-close up this week. This show keeps on giving…
I wonder what Audrey was gonna say regarding the Veep before Limp Boudreau interrupted. Aaron Pierce plz. Mark is fucked with his incriminating voicemails
Last episode will skip in time
Ah yeh correction, Cheng not Chang
I liked how Navarro was all flexing his pecs and biceps when Bauer walked, he was like COME AT ME BRO, YOU AIN’T SHIT!
But then Kate burst in, nothing worse than a crazy bitch with a gun.
Yeh after seeing Last Resort not so long ago, that whole thing seemed rather poorly played out. Someone could have at least hesitated, or pointed out what this command means. But saying that, because of the way they acted, is there something else going on in 2020 that would make them more at ease with the decision???
