2017 MLB Thread: ASTROS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-04-06T05:12:31.000Z

Cruz HR! Yeah baby yeah!

2-0 just like yesterday. Time to enjoy this until it’s blown.

Exodus_1 · 2016-04-06T05:13:27.000Z

yoga_fyah:

Hope Addison Russell stays healthy throughout the year, the kid can play.

Only likable cub.

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-04-06T05:34:44.000Z

Only took until the 4th inning to blow the lead this time.

0-162 don’t fail me now.

Exodus_1 · 2016-04-06T05:47:24.000Z

Leadoff double in the 9th in a 5-5 game.

Shit bags.

At least Wong can’t bunt…

Exodus_1 · 2016-04-06T06:12:50.000Z

Bottom 10 with Cutch, Freese, Marte. Come on guys lets walk it off.

Stanton crushes ball off Verlander after his no-no bid was broken up in the 6th.

Jordy with the walk off.

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NickRocks · 2016-04-06T09:34:18.000Z

HOIST THE COLORS

so glad baseball is back

RE: Bryce

dont u ever diss him agen m8 i fkn swear on me mum…

but nah, you gotta know how to properly pimp a home run. throwing the bat is dumb. at least have a swag home run swing like barry

SPEAKING OFFFFF

Highlander – 4 Apr 16

Breaking: Barry Bonds hired as new UCR head baseball coach - Highlander

In a shocking turn of events over the weekend, UC Riverside athletics announced the hiring of MLB all-time home runs leader, Barry Bonds, as their newest head baseball coach. The move comes just a year and a half after the program proudly hired UCR...

WTF BARRY!!! I WANTED TO SEE U COACH STANTON TO A 100 HR SEASON but now this gives me more reason to watch college ball, been getting more into that avenue. damb tho…fuckin jeff loria…

NickRocks · 2016-04-06T09:35:56.000Z

i think that link above is a fake…

ANYWAYS MORE BARRY
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/barry-bonds-and-alex-rodriguez-s-friendship-is-still-going-strong-064933283.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LH8C_UPm4Y

KowtowRobinson · 2016-04-06T10:50:58.000Z

ESPN.com

Ninja Turtles get best seats at Yankee Stadium

Two men dressed as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles received premium seats for a New York Yankees game in a contest contrived by HBO's John Oliver.

Can’t defend the Yankees on this either, Trost came off looking like a total douche and then blocked media access to boot, as if that was going to stop these two from being interviewed.

Exodus_1 · 2016-04-06T15:36:37.000Z

Also how about Jose Bautista’s slide lol.

e: Also I love how much Polanco looked like a robot with his facemask last night. I also love that he’s hit the right field wall twice in two games. That’s all I want him to do. I want him to just pelt that wall.

Exodus_1 · 2016-04-06T17:34:19.000Z

This one is going into the ole bookmarks folder:

@ThePurpleBunny - wtf happened in this game last night?

FrostyAU · 2016-04-06T22:05:49.000Z

Samardzija in Orange right now.

So far this is shaping up to be a closer game but you never know with the kind of firepower the Giants batting order has. It can look like a game is under control and all of a sudden Pence or Posey put the ball out of the park.

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-04-06T22:39:04.000Z

Exodus:

@ThePurpleBunny - wtf happened in this game last night?

I didn’t see it because I passed out, but apparently Wilhelmsen got lit up in the 8th and decided to hit Ianetta on purpose. That’s what got the managers riled up.

Doesn’t bother me tho. A 10-2 beat down and a sure re-occurrence of dugouts emptying when a Ranger gets a fastball real inside are all I care about.

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-04-06T23:06:26.000Z

“Robinson Cano is off to a slightly faster start than last year. Just hit his third homer of season today, which he did not hit until June 22 last year, his 71st game.”

“Ken Griffey, Edgar Martinez, ARod & Jay Buhner never opened a Mariners season by homering in 3 games in a row. But Robbie Cano now has! Swung the bat great for weeks now.”

“It took Robinson Cano 287 trips to the plate to hit his third home run of 2015. This year, he did it in 10. And let’s not forget, he was the Cactus League’s home run leader (7).”

Fuckin’ Twilight Zone happening with this guy.

Exodus_1 · 2016-04-06T23:34:15.000Z

I think I saw on the cardinals sub that the record is 4 games in a row to open the season.

NickRocks · 2016-04-06T23:59:20.000Z

never thought it was possible but its happened

the yankees have overrated themselves. LMFAO at that ticket shit. but go to a yankees game thats all u hear from real people, about how fkn xpensive it is

Exodus_1 · 2016-04-07T00:03:00.000Z

Trevor Story has a .300 batting average and .300 OBP with a .000 babip.

3 for 10 with 3 home runs.

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-04-07T00:07:07.000Z

Cano walking in bases loaded runs now. What is going on here?!

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-04-07T00:50:25.000Z

OMG this can’t be real. A 9th inning comeback? Cano with another HR? I need Neil DeGrasse Tyson to explain this shit because this shouldn’t be possible.

Exodus_1 · 2016-04-07T06:29:28.000Z

first sweep of the cards in 8 seasons.

mmm mmm.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/q4FLGLc.jpg

NickRocks · 2016-04-07T09:48:53.000Z

Donaldson noooo