2 + 2 = 5: The minilove approved North Korea thread (thoughtcrimes are BANNED)

Starhammer · 2014-10-16T06:06:45.000Z

I won’t believe until he starts some more shit to piss the world off.

-Starhammer-

Missing_Person · 2014-10-20T11:34:06.000Z

North Korean escapee opens up about life under the brutal regime

At 21 years old, a girl (pictured) robbed of her youth, innocence and freedom has finally spoken out against her native North Korea

Missing_Person · 2014-10-28T17:08:22.000Z

http://news.yahoo.com/prominent-defector-says-north-korea-taken-father-hostage-101639332.html

“Hey, this guy’s a liar, we don’t have a human rights issue, here’s someone from his family that we’re holding hostage as proof!”

Bomberman3000 · 2014-10-28T18:21:47.000Z

Heh, site says it was 2 years since I last saw this thread.

And in that time, the antics of NK continue to entertain (and sadden) me.
I should start calling Kim Jong Un “The Most Dangerously Cheesy Dicktator Ever.”

Oh, and it would be them to hold that man’s father hostage like that. Yeah, surprised they’re only holding the guy… But for how long?

Missing_Person · 2014-10-28T18:29:03.000Z

I need to read his book, I forgot what got him sent to prison there. But IIRC he was sent there because of crimes his father purportedly committed (so it could be for something as insipid as sneezing in the general vicinity of a newspaper with Kim Il-sungs picture in it). So it’s possible that Shins father was pulled out of the gulag for this purpose.

Missing_Person · 2014-10-28T18:31:26.000Z

Oh wait, he was the one that was BORN in a gulag. Yeah, so his father was either A) still in prison, B) a prison guard who raped Shins mom, or C) this isn’t his real father.

Bomberman3000 · 2014-10-30T18:00:45.000Z

Okay… more crazy-ass news is out.
Fat and Dangerously Cheesy Kim Jong Un had surgery on his ankle.

And upon coming back, had a bunch more government peeps shot to death.
Due to stuff ranging from the usual ‘conspiracy’ to overthrow him to… watching South Korean soap operas.

dab00g · 2014-11-05T08:02:10.000Z

If only nk had resources

But nobody will touch it due o
China using them as slave labor

Missing_Person · 2014-11-05T08:04:45.000Z

dab00g:

If only nk had resources

But nobody will touch it due o
China using them as slave labor

NK is supposedly sitting a huge oil field.

I’m surprised USA didn’t invade just hearing anything that rhymed with oil field.

MechWarrior · 2014-11-05T11:04:34.000Z

We like our “enemies” to trade with us before and after we invade them, and we don’t want to risk an someone being dumb enough to launch a nuke. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Missing_Person · 2014-11-27T17:35:12.000Z

BBC News

Three years to study Kim Jong-un

Secondary school students in North Korea will now have to complete an 81-hour course on the country's leader.

Class schedule:

1st period: Math
2nd period: Reading
3rd period: Fat ass 101
4th period: Fat ass 102
5th period: Fat ass 103

SoVi3t · 2014-12-02T01:16:39.000Z

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/did-seth-rogen-james-franco-movie-the-interview-104026228637.html

Could an upcoming Seth Rogen-James Franco satire about North Korea have triggered last week’s devastating computer attack on Sony Pictures Entertainment?

On Sunday, Sony internet technicians were still wrestling with the fallout from a paralyzing hacker attack the previous Monday that left the computer, email and phone systems at the TV and movie studio inoperable. A group calling itself Guardians of Peace claimed responsibility for the attack and threatened to release sensitive corporate data.

But Sony has not identified the source of the takedown, according to an individual with knowledge of the situation. Among the theories investigators are checking is that North Korea, or someone operating on its behalf, launched the cyber attack in retribution for “The Interview,” another knowledgeable individual told TheWrap. The upcoming Sony comedy film features Rogen and Franco as journalists who land an interview with reclusive North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un, and are then asked by the CIA to assassinate him. The final trailer for the film dropped Tuesday, one day after the cyber assault.

Missing_Person · 2015-06-20T19:20:47.000Z

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-claims-cure-mers-ebola-aids-091245245.html

Oh Kim…

Bomberman3000 · 2015-07-20T20:10:36.000Z

People are slackin.
The Great Nation of Greats that is NK held an election with an astounding 99.9% turnout!

BBC News

Q&A: North Korea's local elections

Local elections are being conducted in the world's joint most corrupt nation. Why, and how, are they being held?

CNN

North Koreans go to the polls - CNN

It's called the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. But any real notions of democracy end with the name.

…Of course, everyone has to vote… even the defectors.
But how can defectors vote without…
oh yeah… uh…

Yeah, not-so-sneaky bastards. One hell of a way for a census, though.

X-Death · 2015-07-26T16:15:14.000Z

Hey guys it’s not all bad! Check this out:

Bomberman3000 · 2015-08-08T05:45:44.000Z

Breaking Great Nation News from Greatest Nation ever conceived from the toilet of our ETERNAL PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD EVER KNOWN TO MANKIND.

CNN

North Korea creates its own time zone - CNN

The hermit state is its own world in many ways. Now, it is getting its own time zone to match.

The Greatest Nation overseen by the DANGEROUSLY CHEESY LEADER has CREATED ITS OWN TIMEZONE!!!
Pyongyang time is the only time that matters!!!

State news agency, KCNA, has announced that North Korea will set its clocks back by 30 minutes to “Pyongyang time” on August 15–the 70th anniversary of liberation from Japan.

X-Death · 2015-08-08T06:50:55.000Z

He can control time now?!?!

Missing_Person · 2016-06-20T07:08:32.000Z

So fighter jets have flown really low by my school for the 3rd time today. They were also doing so on Friday and my kids kept screaming “Airplane!” when they flew by, making it nigh impossible for me to teach.

I can’t see anything being reported that fatass has said to make them do that, but apparently shit is getting real up in here.

EDIT ARGH

http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/national/2016/06/19/47/0301000000AEN20160619001900315F.html

koreatimes – 20 Jun 16

Special Forces rifle still missing

A K-1 rifle used by the Korean Special Forces is still missing after being lost during an airborne exercise on June 13.

Manx · 2016-06-20T19:25:41.000Z

Nigga, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

I thought you were in China…

Do I need to get the JW ninjas (yes, we have them) to send you a care package?

:tup:

Missing_Person · 2020-04-29T02:31:36.038Z

Bumping this for the first time a Youtube comment has won it for me:

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